Looking for genuinely effective copywriting that intensifies
desire and turns cold traffic into 
clicks, conversions, and sales?

Scroll down to find out if my bananas and I can help.

I write high-converting "potassium-powered" copy for the largest B2B companies and digital brands in America.

Working across technically complex verticals from B2B, SaaS, Technology, and Healthcare...
to more traditional DR offers including Health & Wellness, Coaching, and Finance.

Are you struggling with any of these annoyances?

(These are signs you might need a proven conversion copywriting expert on your side)

Lower-than-average conversion rates

If the conversion rates on your sales pages, email sequences, or frontend ads aren't looking too good... 

I might be able to improve them.

Inconsistencies in your marketing assets

If your sales and marketing assets look and sound like they were written by 7 completely different people...

I might be able to fix that.

Lack of a strong senior copywriter on your team

If you don't have a strong conversion copywriter on your team who knows how to improve conversions...

I might be able to fill that gap.

What do my clients rely on me for?

I specialize in crafting wildly persuasive messaging that shortens sales cycles and maximizes conversions for B2B companies and disruptive digital brands, writing copy for...

SALES PAGES

Powerful landing pages that convert on cold traffic

This is oftentimes when...

▸ They’re launching a new product, service, or offer and want to guarantee a high chance of success right off the bat.

▸ Their landing pages could use a bump in conversion rates to be more profitable when scaling up campaigns.

▸ Their homepage needs to be updated for better positioning in the market.

EMAIL SEQUENCES

Effective messaging that turns prospects into closed sales

This is oftentimes when...

▸ They’re running a cold email or ABM prospecting campaign and want to improve open rates, clickthroughs, and replies, and sales.

▸ They’re not building a strong relationship with their current customers via email sequences.

▸ They’re not regularly emailing and selling to their list of dormant prospects.

FRONTEND ADS

Hypnotic ads that stop the scroll and drive qualified clicks

This is oftentimes when...

▸ They’re launching a lead gen campaign on a new untested acquisition channel and want to reach truly scalable ad spend.

▸ Their PPC ads are under- performing and their cost per acquisition has been going up but they're not quite sure why.

▸ They’re trying to decrease CPC and increase CTR on ads in order to scale.

I think I could use your help — I'm ready to ring the banana phone!

High-converting sales copy for every stage of your prospects' buyer's journey

Landing Pages • Sales Pages • Email Nurture Sequences • Cold Email Drips • Ads • Sales Letters • VSL Scripts • Advertorials • Conversion Content • & More
I'M READY TO RING THAT BANANA PHONE

Stefan Georgi, Direct-response Copywriting Legend

Daniel is an insanely good copywriter, but it goes deeper than that... not only does he write persuasive and captivating copy, but he actually knows how to get his copy to convert.

Don’t just hire Daniel for new copy, hire him to make funnels you already have better.

Like most bananas, my words are genetically engineered... to drive business results.

Yep, I'm all about wildly persuasive messaging converts like bananas, with...

HYPER-SEGMENTED 
LANDING PAGES

that grip prospects above the fold and chuck ‘em straight into your CRM

 SALES PAGES & 
VSL SCRIPTS

that turn icy traffic into hot revenue for your self-liquidating frontend offers

FRONTEND ADS ON COLD TRAFFIC

that consistently "stop the scroll" and convert traffic at ridiculously low CPAs

RETARGETING ADS ON WARM TRAFFIC

that hijack attention and drive additional cross-sells across your customer base

AUTORESPONDER NURTURE EMAILS

that indoctrinate and convert with record-high opens and click-throughs

COLD PROSPECTING EMAIL DRIPS

that entices and qualifies cold prospects, turning them into warm leads
Say no more — Im ringing that banana phone!

1132+

Successful copywriting projects (landing pages, top of funnel ads, and email drip sequences).

10

Years of expertise writing high-converting copy for small businesses, mid-market, and enterprise.

224+

Happy CEOs, CMOs, and top marketing execs who rely on me for effective copy that drives results.

Natasha Takahashi, CEO at School of Bots

We were looking for a very talented copywriter with humor and thoughtful flair and came across Daniel.

He did a phenomenal job with the copy both times around and made sure we were 100% happy with his work.

I write copy that drives clicks and conversions for...

VC-Backed Startups
& Small Business Owners

Who want to grow fast (and don't have time to hire) but need a stream of direct-response copy that'll put them miles above the competition.

Mid-Market Companies
& Growing B2B Firms

Who want to drive results for their clients, but struggle to find a strong copywriter they can trust to deliver consistently high-quality work.

Enterprise Corporations 
& Multinational Brands

Who are looking for an experienced and proven copywriting partner to help them grow their market share as they expand into new markets.
Find out how I helped a global SaaS company scale beyond $1B in ARR with optimized landing page copy.
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Why do the largest companies in America trust me to write their conversion copy?

Because working with me just makes financial sense.

You see, here's the not-so-obvious thing about words that sell:

If you want stronger business results with your marketing...

It's crucial to go beyond simply getting your prospects to understand...

And truly get them to genuinely feel understood.

With me by their side...

My clients are able to tap into this superpower.

And do a far better job at articulating their message to their market to drive more conversations, conversions, and sales.

Here's a potassium-based example for you:

Let's say a company is selling bananas (🍌) for $1 a pop.

This company could simply have an employee in the marketing department write the sales assets in-house.

Pretty straightforward, right?

Well, not so fast.

If this person doesn't understand how to write powerful and effective copy that converts... the stakes are high.

The bananas might not sell.

They might rot.

These rotting bananas might lead to an eviction notice.

Or worse, the putrefying bananas could even KILL.

Yep, the eventual death of the poor business owner due to being gassed by the fumes of a thousand rotting bananas.

Okay, I went a little too far with that one, but...

You get the idea.

This business owner might only sell 10 bananas a day and generate a measly $10 in revenue.

Sad, right?

Now, maybe someone in the company knows how to "kind of" write.

Someone who has maybe read "StoryBrand" at least once.

This is slightly better.

The company might sell 20 BANANAS in a single day.

And end up generating twenty bucks in revenue.

Not bad, but...

When that same company hires me with my decade of expertise writing copy for some of the largest businesses in America...

I could help them sell 100 bananas a day.

That's $100 a day.

Plus, I'll be able to help them with cross-sells, upsells, and other parts of their customer acquisition funnel as well.

Now let's switch out that $1 banana with something else...

Let's replace it with your product, service, subscription, digital product, or software...

Something that probably generates more than 100, 1000, or 10,000+ times more than a $1 banana in customer lifetime value.

Now you're playing with flamin' potassium (🔥🍌).

Bottom line?

Companies reach out to me when they need powerful and effective words that drive more clicks, conversions, and sales.

So if you're looking for a persuasive wordsmith who can effortlessly match your company's tone of voice...

And produce compelling copy that beats controls with minimal direction...

You might want to try ringing the banana phone.

Your banana logic makes sense — let's chat!

What can your organization do with my copywriting skills at your disposal?

ATTRACT MORE HIGH-VALUE PROSPECTS

Better copy attracts more of your dream customers while repelling the rest.

BECOME A DOMINANT CATEGORY LEADER

Better copy allows you to prove that you're better than the competition.

LOWER CUSTOMER ACQUISITION COSTS

Better copy allows you to generate strong ROAS on marketing campaigns.

IMPROVE BRAND MARKET POSITIONING

Better copy drives deep into the mind of your most highly-qualified prospects.

BOOST FUNNEL CONVERSION RATES

Better copy makes your lead nurturing and sales process faster and easier.

GENERATE MORE $$$ FOR MORE BANANAS

Better copy results in more sales and topline revenue for banana investments.
That sounds like a plan, daniel — count me in!

Jimmy Daly, Founder at Superpath

Daniel has been great to work with. 
His writing is sharp and concise, and he turns projects around quickly.

I love knowing that I can count on him for solid copywriting work every single time.

I've spent over 10 years writing potassium-powered copy that

drives results, revenue, and raving customers for over 224 clients.

📝

A landing page I wrote drove over $212k in sales in just one month (and with a take rate of over 15% running on just cold traffic alone)

📝

A website I wrote consistently converted at over 4.5% and generated ~156 sales a day (a high-ticket offer B2B in hyper-saturated market)

📝

An email nurture sequence I wrote for a digital brand brought in just under $35k in cross-sales for a flagship product (in just 2 short weeks)

📝

A sales letter I wrote smashed the previous control by over 210% and helped revive stagnant sales (from 3.2% to 6.6% on retargeted traffic).

📝

A sales page I wrote pulled in over 243 new paid subscriptions for a B2B SaaS digital product launch (with a lifetime value of $10k+)

📝

A set of Facebook ads I wrote generated over 306 qualified leads for a digital agency (with an average CPL of $9.37 and a CPBC of ~$86.34)

My copy converts better than the competition.

Generating higher-quality leads and getting more juicy ROAS from marketing campaigns.
Say no more, Daniel — I want to discover your banana magic!

See what hundreds of CEOs and marketing leaders have to say about my copywriting chops...

"Daniel's an expert with words."

"His feedback improved retention rates and lifted conversions on key landing pages. If you're looking for help with copywriting or conversion optimization, I would highly recommend working with Daniel."

Vaibhav Sisinty
Growth at Uber
"Daniel is an insanely good copywriter."

"Not only does Daniel write persuasive and captivating copy, but he actually knows how to get his copy to convert. Don’t just hire Daniel for new copy, hire him to make pages and funnels you already have better."

Stefan Georgi
The Man, The Myth, The Legend
"I did not find Daniel, his copy found me."

"Daniel’s unique written style on social media is clever, satirical and informative – it's able to effortlessly hook his audience and drives engagement."

Jason Eisenberg
Marketing at Office Depot
"Daniel is a master at his craft."

"Over the years I’ve worked with too many copywriters to count. But none have come close to Daniel. Whether it’s landing pages, long-form Facebook ad copy, or email nurture sequences, Daniel’s copywriting style has a seriously impressive range, from insanely funny and entertaining to super polished and professional.”

Houston Golden
CEO at BAMF Media
"Daniel is an incredible copywriter."

“His copy isn’t just persuasive, it converts like crazy. With his magical storytelling techniques and ability to tweak conversion elements to perfection, he makes the difficult art of copywriting look easy. Whether you’re looking to improve existing copy for your marketing funnels, or get brand new landing pages or ads that convert, Daniel won't let you down."

Leonard Kim
CEO at Influence Tree
"Daniel's copy is unbelievably good."

"I’ve been working with him for a while, and just love his attitude, skillset, and work ethic. His copy is unbelievably good. It’s high-converting, compelling, and super persuasive. If you’re struggling to find a copywriter who truly delivers high-quality copy, I strongly recommend reaching out to Daniel."

David Markovich
Founder of Online Geniuses
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What’s the “Daniel Doan” difference?

Many marketers think they know how to write copy... but in reality, they’re miles off the mark.
Let's break it down. There are THREE distinct levels of expertise when it comes to writing copy:

(Level 1 - Terrible)

Basic Beginner-Level Word Substitution

This is when a novice copywriter draws a little too much inspiration from similar offers on the market.
They may just take random headlines from Google and simply substitute the original product or service name with yours. This is the laziest way to write, and leads to terrible copy with poor results.

What you'll get is a generic rehash of whatever is already out there, which fails to make your offer stand out from a sea of other offers that all look almost exactly the same.

(Level 2 - Less Terrible)

Formulaic Copy & Paste Phrase Vomit

This is when an intermediate-level copywriter has simply memorized a bunch of different rules and formulas and tries to apply them to your offer. They may focus on making the words look pretty, but aren’t taking into account the specific context of how your offer is positioned in the market.

What you'll get is a sterile, boring, and uninspired approach to copy that may look relatively okay to an untrained eye, but doesn’t actually convert very well.

(Level Banana - Superior)

Deeply Persuasive Potassium Copy

This is when an expert Banana Copywriter™ leverages his proven proprietary discovery process to dig deep into your ideal target market.
Then, he'll string together the right words to pique curiosity and inspire action that'll make a demonstrable impact on your conversion rates and revenue.

The result? An extremely methodical and highly effective approach to writing copy that elevates desire and drives real business results and real bananas.

Okay, I see the difference now — I'm ready to ring the banana phone!

It's true...

If you want someone who can just simply vomit words on a page...

I’m not your guy — you can find those people on Fiverr or Upwork. They’re a dime a dozen, and they come dirt cheap.

But, if you’re looking for a seasoned senior marketing executive...

Who happens to specialize in writing profoundly persuasive high-converting copy that drives real business results...

And who's a master at tapping into your prospects' beliefs, fears, motivations, and inner dialogue to position your company (and what you sell) to be objectively better than every alternative...

We should chat.

RING THE BANANA PHONE

Still not sure if I'm the right direct-response conversion copywriter for the job?

Let's see how I compare against the competition side-by-side...

😬  Many "copywriters" 

Are part-time amateurs who barely know how to sell themselves, let alone their clients.

❌  Will take just about any random opportunity that comes at them.

❌  Slow turnaround times with continually missed deadlines.

❌  Won’t know whether they can actually increase your conversions.

❌  Little to no experience with large enterprise-scale copy projects.

❌  Small portfolio with questionable experience driving real results.

❌  Limited experience building and scaling profitable businesses.

❌  May not enjoy eating yellow fruits.

😇  Daniel "Banana"  Doan

Is a proven direct-response copywriting expert with a 10-year track record of results.

🍌  Specializes exclusively in writing conversion-optimized sales copy.

🍌  Fast turnaround times with strict deadlines for all copy projects.

🍌  Will only work with you if there’s a real opportunity to increase sales.

🍌  Thousands of high-converting copywriting projects, big and small.

🍌  Extensive portfolio working with the largest brands in America.

🍌  Proven business success with an exit as a software company founder.

🍌  Can't get enough of bananas.

My copy has resulted in hundreds of millions of dollars in attributable revenue for my clients.

With a strong track record of revenue lifts across technically complex verticals from B2B, SaaS, and Technology... to Finance, Martech, Healthcare, and beyond.
Say no more — let's do this!

How do I compare to the alternatives?
I may be a little biased, but you be the judge...

I see the value — I'm ready to ring the banana phone!

P.S. You're fully protected with a 100% MONEY-BACK GUARANTEE.

Unlike many copywriters who might promise the world but can't deliver, I genuinely want you to LOVE the copy I'll craft for you.

If you're not 100% satisfied with your copy after working with me, let me know and I'll give you a full refund. No questions asked.

"Banana Dan, tell me... what's your secret sauce?"

It's no secret — my copywriting pays for itself many times over.

My philosophy? If I don't deliver real business results for you, I don't deserve to get paid.
If I don't see a real opportunity to generate you at least TWICE what you pay me, I won't work with you.
"If you're looking for help with copywriting, growth marketing, or conversion optimization, I would highly recommend working with Daniel."
— Vaibhav Sisinty, Growth at Uber
“Daniel was able to write really beautiful copy that really not only expressed the brand, but also expressed my personal voice in all of our copy.”
— Jamila Jackson, Founder at Loved+Blessed
"If you’re considering working with Daniel, I highly recommend it. Especially when it comes to anything related to copywriting or digital marketing."
— Matt Tran, CEO at Engineered Truth
"Over the years I’ve worked with too many copywriters to count. But none have come close to Daniel. He’s simply one of the best in the industry."
— Houston Golden, CEO at BAMF Media
“If you’ve been looking for a no-fuss copywriter who has the skills to boost your numbers, then look no further. I’d work with Daniel again any day.”
— Rian Doris, COO at Flow Research Collective
“Daniel is the best copywriter I’ve ever hired. He transformed what I thought was decent copy into the most persuasive messaging I’ve seen in a long time.”
— Braden Wallake, CEO at HyperSocial
“I love Daniel’s attitude, skill set, and work ethic. His copy is unbelievably good. It’s high-converting, compelling, and super persuasive.”
— David Markovich, Founder at Online Geniuses
“Daniel is a copywriting beast and is one of the best copywriters I know. I was absolutely blown away by his work. Hire Daniel and you’ll sleep easy at night.”
— Roy Goldstein, Founder at SERPStorm
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WHO DO I WRITE FOR?

Marketing executives and business leaders who need effective copy

You understand the power of words. You trust me to dig deep and find the right words to convey the right message. 

Most importantly, you know good copy is all about amplifying your prospects’ needs, alleviating their fears, and exciting them to take action. 

You appreciate good work, you value craftsmanship, and you’re ready to trust me to write the highest-converting copy for your brand.

People who love bananas

I love writing for people who love bananas. It’s kind of weird, but if you’re into bananas and you eat a banana for breakfast, lunch, and dinner... we’ll get along well. Bananas are the perfect fruit, I swear.

WHO DON'T I WRITE FOR?

People who are highly skeptical about the power of good copywriting

If you need me to convince you that having better copy will improve your business, I’m probably not a good fit. 

I also don’t work with clients who don’t value the time and effort it takes to write effective copy. Good copy takes a lot of blood, sweat, and bananas.  

If you don’t have the time or inclination to work through my proven process, I’m probably not the person for you.

People who hate bananas

I don’t write for people who hate bananas. If the mere sight of a banana makes you want to puke—if you’ve already vomited a few times scrolling through my site—we probably might not be a good fit.

I APPRECIATE YOUR OBSESSION WITH BANANAS — let's do this!

Real people. Real potassium. Real profits.

"Daniel's work is perfection. We'll be using him for all our companies."

I've worked with copywriters in the past who just didn't seem to be up to the quality I was looking for. I didn't even need a single round of revisions from Daniel. Everything came out perfect!

If I had used Daniel much earlier, I know our revenue numbers would look a lot different.

Adam Wilbanks
CEO at Enverse

"Daniel's copy BEAT OUT 20 other copywriters in the running."

I split-tested 20 different copywriters. Daniel was the clear knockout winner. Without having to babysit, Daniel returned a full VSL script back that knocked my socks off.

Not only is his copy some of the best in the business, but you can tell that he researches before he writes better than most in the industry.

Austin Dixon
Marketing Ops at OfferLab

"Daniel's copy improved our landing page conversion rates."

I reached out to Daniel knowing we wanted to step up the quality of our website copy to convert more cold traffic into customers. We got exactly what we wanted.

Our landing page copy has improved immensely since working with Daniel, and we’ll gladly recommend his work to anyone.

Jyot Singh
CEO at RTS Labs

"Daniel's copy doubled my conversion rates."

He put together some of the most well-thought-out and compelling copy for our landing page redesigns. He's able to create quality copy that does exactly what it's meant to do — convert.

His funnel copy, and the design we paired with it, outperformed other tested variations by 25% - 100%.

Adam Albonni
CEO of Motiv Marketing

"Daniel's copy improved my ads performance by 12x."

I saw a +1,200% conversion rate lift after working with Daniel. Before working with Daniel, I'd spend 1 dollar and get 0.3 signups.

After implementing his advice, we're now at 3.9 signups with every dollar spent.




Chris Haga
Founder of Looty Games

"Daniel's copy lifted our sales page conversions."

Daniel's copy boosts sales with every single landing page overhaul.In fact, anything I ask him to write is written so well that I've seen an incredible boost in sales with every copy overhaul.

It's a no-brainer when it comes to hiring Daniel as your copywriter. He's a true wordsmith.

Faiysal Kothiwala
CEO of The Beard Struggle

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When you work with me, you're GUARANTEED to get...

Copy That Drives Strong Business Results

I'm a direct-response specialist. I focus exclusively on high-converting copy and I'll only work with you if I can clearly see that you'll get a quantifiably high return on your investment.

Ultra-Responsive Communication

I'll keep you updated every step of the way. My clients feel at ease knowing I’m always available and respond very quickly to all inquiries. If you have any questions, I’m only an email away.

Lightning-Fast Turnaround Times 

I've engineered my proven copywriting process to research, write, and deliver your copy in record time without compromising quality. Most projects wrap up within a few short weeks.

No Surprises, Snags, Secrets, or Snafus

You'll get full access to my pricing, process, and everything else before you start working with me. I'm a copywriting pro who understands how to exceed expectations.

100% Complete Satisfaction

Projects aren’t done until you're 100% happy. If the result isn't perfect, I'll work on it until it's a masterpiece for you. My goal is to create copy that'll you'll be proud to deploy.

An Expert With A Proven Track Record

I’ve been crafting sales copy since the late 2000's. In fact, you've probably read my copy before without even realizing it, as I write copy for the biggest brands in America.

Need high-converting copy for your business?

You'll reach out.

Simply answer a few short questions and tell me what you're looking for.

I'll review.

If you’re a good fit, I’ll schedule a call and learn more about your needs.

We'll jam.

If I can help improve your sales, we’ll kick off an initial project together.

Ready to make your conversions go bananas?

If you want high-converting copy and you can’t afford to gamble on a flaky amateur, let’s chat.

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