👋 Marketing executives and business leaders...

Looking for genuinely effective copywriting that turns traffic into conversions and sales?

My done-for-you neuro-response copywriting has lifted conversions for over 224 of the largest B2B companies in America. Is your organization next?

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I've worked with (and currently write copy for) the largest B2B companies and digital brands in America

Find yourself in any of these situations?

(Then you might benefit from a proven conversion copywriting expert on your side)

"I feel like our conversion rates could be a lot higher."

If the conversion rates on your sales pages, landing pages, email sequences, or frontend ads aren't looking too good... 

I might be able to improve them.

"There's a lot of inconsistency across our marketing assets."

If your sales and marketing assets look and sound like they were written by 7 completely different people...

I might be able to fix that.

"I don't have a dedicated copywriter I can fully trust."

If you don't have a strong expert copywriter on your team who knows how to dramatically improve conversions...

I might be able to fill that gap.

Stefan Georgi, Direct-response Copywriting Legend

Daniel is an insanely good copywriter, but it goes deeper than that... not only does he write persuasive and captivating copy, but he actually knows how to get his copy to convert.

Don’t just hire Daniel for new copy, hire him to make funnels you already have better.

Like most bananas, my words are genetically engineered... to drive business results.

I'm all about powerfully persuasive messaging converts like bananas, with...

SEGMENTED LANDING PAGES

that grip prospects above the fold and chuck ‘em straight into your CRM

SALES PAGES & VSL SCRIPTS

that turn icy traffic into hot revenue for your self-liquidating frontend offers

FRONTEND ADS

that consistently "stop the scroll" and convert traffic at ridiculously low CPAs

RETARGETING ADS

that hijack attention and drive additional cross-sells across your customer base

NURTURE EMAILS

that indoctrinate and convert with record-high opens and click-throughs

COLD PROSPECTING EMAILS

that entices and qualifies cold prospects, turning them into warm leads
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B2B    |    SaaS    |    Technology    |    Finance    |    Healthcare

High-converting sales copy for every stage of your prospects' buyer's journey

Landing Pages • Sales Pages • Autoresponder Email Sequences • Cold Emails • Frontend Ads • Sales Letters • VSL Scripts • Advertorials • Articles • & More
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Marketing leaders count on me when they're...

Looking for persuasive messaging that shortens sales cycles and maximizes conversions for...

[SALES PAGES]

Strong landing pages that convert on cold traffic when...

▸ They’re launching a new product, service, or offer and want to guarantee a high chance of success right off the bat.

▸ Their landing pages could use a bump in conversion rates to be more profitable when scaling up campaigns.

▸ Their homepage needs to be updated for better positioning in the market.

[EMAIL SEQUENCES]

Compelling emails that turn prospects into sales when...

▸ They’re running a cold email or ABM prospecting campaign and want to improve open rates, clickthroughs, and replies, and sales.

▸ They’re not building a strong relationship with their current customers via email sequences.

▸ They’re not regularly emailing and selling to their list of dormant prospects.

[FRONTEND ADS]

Hypnotic ads that stop the scroll and drive clicks when...

▸ They’re launching a lead gen campaign on a new untested acquisition channel and want to reach truly scalable ad spend.

▸ Their PPC ads are under- performing and their cost per acquisition has been going up but they're not quite sure why.

▸ They’re trying to decrease CPC and increase CTR on ads in order to scale.

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What verticals do I specialize in?

My neuro-response conversion copywriting framework is vertical-agnostic, but the majority of my clients are in the following verticals:

B2B  |  Enterprise  |  SaaS  |  Technology  |  Finance  |  Healthcare

The proof's in the banana pudding...

Watch or read 100+ glowing testimonials from senior marketing executives, CEOs, and founders...

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On average, my "neuro-response" copywriting drives...

~55%

increase in on-page conversion rates

~84%

increase in quality sales-qualified leads

~27%

decrease in customer acquisition costs

What’s the “Daniel Doan” difference?

Many marketers think they know how to write copy... but in reality, they’re miles off the mark.
Let's break it down. There are THREE distinct levels of expertise when it comes to writing copy:

(Level 1 - Terrible)

Basic Beginner-Level Word Substitution

This is when a novice copywriter just takes random headlines from Google and simply substitute the original product or service name with yours. This is the laziest way to write, and leads to terrible copy with poor results.

What you'll usually get:
A generic rehash of whatever is already out there, which fails to make your offer stand out from a sea of others that all look exactly the same.

(Level 2 - Slightly Less Bad)

Formulaic Copy & Paste Phrase Vomit

This is when a mid-level writer has simply memorized a bunch of formulas. They may focus on making the words look pretty, but aren’t taking into account the specific context of how your offer is positioned in the market.

What you'll usually get:
A sterile, boring, and uninspired approach to copy that may look relatively okay to an untrained eye, but doesn’t actually convert well.

(Level Banana - Superior)

Deeply Persuasive Potassium Copy

This is when an expert Banana Copywriter™ leverages his proven "neuro-response" process to dig deep into your market and string together effective words that'll make a demonstrable impact on your conversion rates and revenue.

What you'll ALWAYS get:
An extremely methodical and highly effective approach to writing copy that elevates desire and drives real business results and topline revenue.

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What exactly is "neuro-response" copywriting?

It's persuasive writing that works so well, it should be criminal.
It's filled with discreet neuro-psychological triggers, woven deep into the fabric of the copy to dramatically elevate desire and provoke a strong buying response from the reader.

Novelty Posturing

Reciprocity Nudging

Tangible Conformity

Frame Collation

Curiosity Spiking

Tangential Proofing

Exclusivity Pulling

Fear Stacking

Story Harmonization

Hypnotic Layering

Dream Teasing

Segment Dramatization

Amygdala Agitation

Emotion Stratification

Urgency Framing

Oh, btw... I'm Daniel Doan.

But you can call me "Banana Dan" for short.

Born and raised in sunny California.

Even though my skin tone is a light shade of banana-yellow, you can rest assured that I'm as white as they come on the inside (just like a banana!)

(Please don't cancel me for making that analogy, lol... I'm only saying this to overcome the common misconception that I'm not a native English-speaking American guy.)

Anyway, I've write copy for over 224 companies, including Dan Kennedy, Stanford, ClickFunnels Hewlett-Packard, Volcom, Intel, and TikTok to name a few.

I've also given talks at numerous conferences, including AdWorld 2022, Google, and TEDx.

I don't say all of this to brag, but to prove that I'm the real deal. You're looking at an expert copywriter with a strong track record of success, and not a flaky amateur.

My copy converts better than the competition.

Generating higher-quality leads and getting more juicy ROAS from marketing campaigns.
Say no more, Daniel — I'm ready to ring the banana phone!
Find out how I helped a global SaaS company scale beyond $1B in ARR with optimized landing page copy.
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Learn how I helped one of the fastest growing social apps in the world drive higher conversion rates.
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Discover how I helped one of the largest eCommerce platforms in the world grow with conversion copy.
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Learn how I helped a leading MarTech SaaS company scale with high-converting LinkedIn copy.
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Discover how I helped a global fitness brand take more market share with better ad campaign copy.
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Find out how I helped a large social media platform connect better with their ideal audience.
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Discover how I helped a global technology company grow with powerful copy that drives results.
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Find out how I helped one of the largest technology companies in the world improve their ad copy.
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Learn how I helped one of the biggest names in financial advisory grow with high-converting emails.
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Natasha Takahashi, CEO at School of Bots

We were looking for a very talented copywriter with humor and thoughtful flair and came across Daniel.

He did a phenomenal job with the copy both times around and made sure we were 100% happy with his work.

What can your organization do with my copywriting skills at your disposal?

ATTRACT BETTER LEADS

Better copy attracts more of your dream customers while repelling the rest.

DOMINATE YOUR CATEGORY

Better copy allows you to prove that you're better than the competition.

LOWER ACQUISITION COSTS

Better copy allows you to generate strong ROAS on marketing campaigns.

IMPROVE POSITIONING

Better copy drills deep into the mind of your most highly-qualified prospects.

IMPROVE CONVERSIONS

Better copy gives you the ability to get the most out of your marketing spend.

SHORTEN SALES CYCLES

Better copy makes your lead nurturing and sales process faster and easier.
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😬  Many "copywriters" 

Are part-time amateurs who barely know how to sell themselves, let alone their clients.

❌  Will take just about any random opportunity that comes at them.

❌  Slow turnaround times with continually missed deadlines.

❌  Won’t know whether they can actually increase your conversions.

❌  Little to no experience with large enterprise-scale copy projects.

❌  Small portfolio with questionable experience driving real results.

❌  Limited experience building and scaling profitable businesses.

❌  May not enjoy eating yellow fruits.

😇  Daniel "Banana"  Doan

Is a proven conversion copywriting expert with a 10-year track record of delivering results.

🍌  Specializes exclusively in writing conversion-optimized sales copy.

🍌  Fast turnaround times with strict deadlines for all copy projects.

🍌  Will only work with you if there’s a real opportunity to increase sales.

🍌  Thousands of high-converting copywriting projects, big and small.

🍌  Extensive portfolio working with the largest brands in America.

🍌  Proven business success with an exit as a software company founder.

🍌  Can't get enough of bananas.

Sure, you have other options. You could…

[Option #1]

Write All The Copy Yourself

With how easy writing seems to be, many companies start here. As things progress, though, driving meaningful results means professionalizing processes and adding a lot more complexity. Companies quickly run into constraints that can feel all too familiar—time, focus, knowledge, experience, and resources.

The typical result? Well, you might save a bit of money in the short term if you write the copy yourself, but you'll miss out on revenue long-term.

[Option #2]

Search For Someone On Upwork

After running out of time and expertise, most companies start hiring individual specialists to offload some of their work. This means figuring out how to find them, vet them, and make sure they aren’t overselling their expertise. Not only that, but you have to manage them, direct their projects, and coordinate their efforts.

The typical result? You'll hire a copywriter on there only to find out that they're not very good. Then, you might stumble across many more.

[Option #3]

Try To Find The Perfect Employee

As your company grows, this might be a viable option. But once you factor in their salary, benefits, overhead, and more, it may be too soon to commit financially to a copywriter that has enough expertise to make a real difference to your bottom line—plus, finding top full-time talent can feel almost impossible in these economic times.

The typical result? You'll spend hours sifting through resumes only to realize that it's almost impossible to hire a proven expert full-time.

[Option #4]

Find The Right Marketing Agency

Large agencies can offer a lot, but usually come with inflated large fees and long contracts. Plus, you might speak with the “A” team on the sales call, but it’s often the “C” team on the actual project. Which means they’re more than likely missing out on the in-depth understanding of your industry that’s needed for effective copywriting.

The typical result? You might get sold on an overpriced solution that'll get fulfilled by junior-level staff who don't specialize in copywriting.

Or

You could just save the time, money, and effort...

...and just ring the nana phone and call me instead.

[Option #5]

Ring The Banana Phone

I'm good. Like, really good. I have a proven track record, portfolio, and case studies to prove it. My copy can masterfully tell your story, expertly position your company's unique solution, build empathy, bolster trust, and create a massive sense of value and urgency for your dream customers to buy from you over and over again. Guaranteed.

The typical result? You'll get beautifully-written, perfect copy that converts like bananas. On time, on-brand, and on-point. In fact, after working with me, you might have wished you found me sooner!
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1132+

Successful copywriting projects (landing pages, top of funnel ads, and email drip sequences).

10

Years of expertise writing high-converting copy for startups, mid-market, and enterprise.

224+

Happy CEOs, CMOs, and top marketing execs who rely on me for effective copy that drives results.

Real people. Real potassium. Real profits.

It's no secret — my copywriting easily pays for itself many times over.
My philosophy? If I don't deliver real business results for you, I don't deserve to get paid.

"Daniel's work is perfection. We'll be using him for all our companies."

I've worked with copywriters in the past who just didn't seem to be up to the quality I was looking for. I didn't even need a single round of revisions from Daniel. Everything came out perfect!

If I had used Daniel much earlier, I know our revenue numbers would look a lot different.

Adam Wilbanks
CEO at Enverse

"Daniel's copy BEAT OUT 20 other copywriters in the running."

I split-tested 20 different copywriters. Daniel was the clear knockout winner. Without having to babysit, Daniel returned a full VSL script back that knocked my socks off.

Not only is his copy some of the best in the business, but you can tell that he researches before he writes better than most in the industry.

Austin Dixon
Marketing Ops at OfferLab

"Daniel's copy improved our landing page conversion rates."

I reached out to Daniel knowing we wanted to step up the quality of our website copy to convert more cold traffic into customers. We got exactly what we wanted.

Our landing page copy has improved immensely since working with Daniel, and we’ll gladly recommend his work to anyone.

Jyot Singh
CEO at RTS Labs

"Daniel's copy doubled my conversion rates."

He put together some of the most well-thought-out and compelling copy for our landing page redesigns. He's able to create quality copy that does exactly what it's meant to do — convert.

His funnel copy, and the design we paired with it, outperformed other tested variations by 25% - 100%.

Adam Albonni
CEO of Motiv Marketing

"Daniel's copy improved my ads performance by 12x."

I saw a +1,200% conversion rate lift after working with Daniel. Before working with Daniel, I'd spend 1 dollar and get 0.3 signups.

After implementing his advice, we're now at 3.9 signups with every dollar spent.




Chris Haga
Founder of Looty Games

"Daniel's copy lifted our sales page conversions."

Daniel's copy boosts sales with every single landing page overhaul.In fact, anything I ask him to write is written so well that I've seen an incredible boost in sales with every copy overhaul.

It's a no-brainer when it comes to hiring Daniel as your copywriter. He's a true wordsmith.

Faiysal Kothiwala
CEO of The Beard Struggle

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How do I compare to the alternatives?
I may be a little biased, but you be the judge...

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Jimmy Daly, Founder at Superpath

Daniel has been great to work with. 
His writing is sharp and concise, and he turns projects around quickly.

I love knowing that I can count on him for solid copywriting work every single time.

Let's do a quick side-by-side comparison between most "copywriters" and yours truly...

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If we end up working together on your copy, you're 100% GUARANTEED to get...

Copy That Drives Strong Business Results

I'm a conversion specialist. I focus exclusively on high-converting copy and I'll only work with you if I can clearly see that you'll get a quantifiably high return on your investment.

Ultra-Responsive Communication

I'll keep you updated every step of the way. My clients feel at ease knowing I’m always available and respond very quickly to all inquiries. If you have any questions, I’m only an email away.

Lightning-Fast Turnaround Times 

I've engineered my proven copywriting process to research, write, and deliver your copy in record time without compromising quality. Most projects wrap up within a few short weeks.

No Surprises, Snags, Secrets, or Snafus

You'll get full access to my pricing, process, and everything else before you start working with me. I'm a copywriting pro who understands how to exceed expectations.

100% Complete Satisfaction

Projects aren’t done until you're 100% happy. If the result isn't perfect, I'll work on it until it's a masterpiece for you. My goal is to create copy that'll you'll be proud to deploy.

An Expert With A Proven Track Record

I’ve been crafting sales copy since the late 2000's. In fact, you've probably read my copy before without even realizing it, as I write copy for the biggest brands in America.

Need high-converting copy for your company?

You'll reach out.

Simply answer a few short questions and tell me what you're looking for.

I'll review.

If you’re a good fit, I’ll schedule a call and learn more about your needs.

We'll jam.

If I can help improve your sales, we’ll kick off an initial project together.

Frequently Asked Questions

Yes. Having me as an extension of your team means you'll have a proven copywriting expert available to create sales pages, email sequences, and frontend ads nearly on-demand. Just give me a few days of lead time, and I’ll get to work!

Of course. You've done the hard work finding out how to best speak to your customers, so I'll internalize that information to ensure your copy stays on-brand. Simply share your brand requirements with me during the onboarding process.

Hiring and handling most copywriters can be like herding sentient bananas. So, give me a try. I've turned many “in-house employee only” skeptics into believers. Start with a single test project, and if you’re blown away by the quality of my work, you can scale up from there.

I’ve written high-converting copy for dozens of industries, but I specialize in‌ B2B, Enterprise, Technology, SaaS, Marketplaces, Finance, and Healthcare. Oh, and occasionally I'll also dabble in eCommerce copy as well.

Absolutely. Please fill out my contact form so I can get a better sense of what you need. Then, I’ll either create a custom sample for you or link you to my portfolio.

Ready to make your conversions go bananas?

If you want high-converting copy and you can’t afford to gamble on a flaky amateur, let’s chat.

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P.S. You're fully protected with my 100% HAPPINESS GUARANTEE.

Unlike many other copywriters who promise the world but can’t deliver, I promise you'll genuinely love the copy I craft. Whether it’s a sales page, emails, or a set of ads, you'll get perfectly-written and persuasively on-brand copy that converts. Nothing less.

If you’re not 100% over the moon with my copy for any reason, I’ll make things right. Whether that’s refinement, a rewrite, or a even a complete refund, I got you covered. 100% happiness, guaranteed.

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