▸ They’re launching a new product, service, or offer and want to guarantee a high chance of success right off the bat.
▸ Their landing pages could use a bump in conversion rates to be more profitable when scaling up campaigns.
▸ Their homepage needs to be updated for better positioning in the market.
▸ They’re running a cold email or ABM prospecting campaign and want to improve open rates, clickthroughs, and replies, and sales.
▸ They’re not building a strong relationship with their current customers via email sequences.
▸ They’re not regularly emailing and selling to their list of dormant prospects.
▸ They’re launching a lead gen campaign on a new untested acquisition channel and want to reach truly scalable ad spend.
▸ Their PPC ads are under- performing and their cost per acquisition has been going up but they're not quite sure why.
▸ They’re trying to decrease CPC and increase CTR on ads in order to scale.
Stefan Georgi, Direct-response Copywriting Legend
Natasha Takahashi, CEO at School of Bots
You see, here's the not-so-obvious thing about words that sell:
If you want stronger business results with your marketing...
It's crucial to go beyond simply getting your prospects to understand...
And truly get them to genuinely feel understood.
With me by their side...
My clients are able to tap into this superpower.
And do a far better job at articulating their message to their market to drive more conversations, conversions, and sales.
Let's say a company is selling bananas (🍌) for $1 a pop.
This company could simply have an employee in the marketing department write the sales assets in-house.
Pretty straightforward, right?
Well, not so fast.
If this person doesn't understand how to write powerful and effective copy that converts... the stakes are high.
The bananas might not sell.
They might rot.
These rotting bananas might lead to an eviction notice.
Yep, the eventual death of the poor business owner due to being gassed by the fumes of a thousand rotting bananas.
Okay, I went a little too far with that one, but...
You get the idea.
This business owner might only sell 10 bananas a day and generate a measly $10 in revenue.
Now, maybe someone in the company knows how to "kind of" write.
Someone who has maybe read "StoryBrand" at least once.
This is slightly better.
And end up generating twenty bucks in revenue.
Not bad, but...
When that same company hires me with my decade of expertise writing copy for some of the largest businesses in America...
I could help them sell 100 bananas a day.
That's $100 a day.
Plus, I'll be able to help them with cross-sells, upsells, and other parts of their customer acquisition funnel as well.
Now let's switch out that $1 banana with something else...
Let's replace it with your product, service, subscription, digital product, or software...
Something that probably generates more than 100, 1000, or 10,000+ times more than a $1 banana in customer lifetime value.
Now you're playing with flamin' potassium (🔥🍌).
Companies reach out to me when they need powerful and effective words that drive more clicks, conversions, and sales.
So if you're looking for a persuasive wordsmith who can effortlessly match your company's tone of voice...
And produce compelling copy that beats controls with minimal direction...
You might want to try ringing the banana phone.
Jimmy Daly, Founder at Superpath
"His feedback improved retention rates and lifted conversions on key landing pages. If you're looking for help with copywriting or conversion optimization, I would highly recommend working with Daniel."
"Not only does Daniel write persuasive and captivating copy, but he actually knows how to get his copy to convert. Don’t just hire Daniel for new copy, hire him to make pages and funnels you already have better."
"Daniel’s unique written style on social media is clever, satirical and informative – it's able to effortlessly hook his audience and drives engagement."
"Over the years I’ve worked with too many copywriters to count. But none have come close to Daniel. Whether it’s landing pages, long-form Facebook ad copy, or email nurture sequences, Daniel’s copywriting style has a seriously impressive range, from insanely funny and entertaining to super polished and professional.”
“His copy isn’t just persuasive, it converts like crazy. With his magical storytelling techniques and ability to tweak conversion elements to perfection, he makes the difficult art of copywriting look easy. Whether you’re looking to improve existing copy for your marketing funnels, or get brand new landing pages or ads that convert, Daniel won't let you down."
"I’ve been working with him for a while, and just love his attitude, skillset, and work ethic. His copy is unbelievably good. It’s high-converting, compelling, and super persuasive. If you’re struggling to find a copywriter who truly delivers high-quality copy, I strongly recommend reaching out to Daniel."
This is when a novice copywriter draws a little too much inspiration from similar offers on the market.
They may just take random headlines from Google and simply substitute the original product or service name with yours. This is the laziest way to write, and leads to terrible copy with poor results.
What you'll get is a generic rehash of whatever is already out there, which fails to make your offer stand out from a sea of other offers that all look almost exactly the same.
This is when an intermediate-level copywriter has simply memorized a bunch of different rules and formulas and tries to apply them to your offer. They may focus on making the words look pretty, but aren’t taking into account the specific context of how your offer is positioned in the market.
What you'll get is a sterile, boring, and uninspired approach to copy that may look relatively okay to an untrained eye, but doesn’t actually convert very well.
This is when an expert Banana Copywriter™ leverages his proven proprietary discovery process to dig deep into your ideal target market.
Then, he'll string together the right words to pique curiosity and inspire action that'll make a demonstrable impact on your conversion rates and revenue.
The result? An extremely methodical and highly effective approach to writing copy that elevates desire and drives real business results and real bananas.
If you want someone who can just simply vomit words on a page...
I’m not your guy — you can find those people on Fiverr or Upwork. They’re a dime a dozen, and they come dirt cheap.
But, if you’re looking for a seasoned senior marketing executive...
Who happens to specialize in writing profoundly persuasive high-converting copy that drives real business results...
And who's a master at tapping into your prospects' beliefs, fears, motivations, and inner dialogue to position your company (and what you sell) to be objectively better than every alternative...
We should chat.
❌ Will take just about any random opportunity that comes at them.
❌ Slow turnaround times with continually missed deadlines.
❌ Won’t know whether they can actually increase your conversions.
❌ Little to no experience with large enterprise-scale copy projects.
❌ Small portfolio with questionable experience driving real results.
❌ Limited experience building and scaling profitable businesses.
❌ May not enjoy eating yellow fruits.
🍌 Specializes exclusively in writing conversion-optimized sales copy.
🍌 Fast turnaround times with strict deadlines for all copy projects.
🍌 Will only work with you if there’s a real opportunity to increase sales.
🍌 Thousands of high-converting copywriting projects, big and small.
🍌 Extensive portfolio working with the largest brands in America.
🍌 Proven business success with an exit as a software company founder.
🍌 Can't get enough of bananas.
Unlike many copywriters who might promise the world but can't deliver, I genuinely want you to LOVE the copy I'll craft for you.
If you're not 100% satisfied with your copy after working with me, let me know and I'll give you a full refund. No questions asked.
✔ Landing pages that convert traffic like crazy
✔ Email drips with above-average click-throughs
✔ Top of funnel ads that stop the scroll and convert
You understand the power of words. You trust me to dig deep and find the right words to convey the right message.
Most importantly, you know good copy is all about amplifying your prospects’ needs, alleviating their fears, and exciting them to take action.
You appreciate good work, you value craftsmanship, and you’re ready to trust me to write the highest-converting copy for your brand.
I love writing for people who love bananas. It’s kind of weird, but if you’re into bananas and you eat a banana for breakfast, lunch, and dinner... we’ll get along well. Bananas are the perfect fruit, I swear.
If you need me to convince you that having better copy will improve your business, I’m probably not a good fit.
I also don’t work with clients who don’t value the time and effort it takes to write effective copy. Good copy takes a lot of blood, sweat, and bananas.
If you don’t have the time or inclination to work through my proven process, I’m probably not the person for you.
I don’t write for people who hate bananas. If the mere sight of a banana makes you want to puke—if you’ve already vomited a few times scrolling through my site—we probably might not be a good fit.
I've worked with copywriters in the past who just didn't seem to be up to the quality I was looking for. I didn't even need a single round of revisions from Daniel. Everything came out perfect!
If I had used Daniel much earlier, I know our revenue numbers would look a lot different.
CEO at Enverse
I split-tested 20 different copywriters. Daniel was the clear knockout winner. Without having to babysit, Daniel returned a full VSL script back that knocked my socks off.
Not only is his copy some of the best in the business, but you can tell that he researches before he writes better than most in the industry.
Marketing Ops at OfferLab
I reached out to Daniel knowing we wanted to step up the quality of our website copy to convert more cold traffic into customers. We got exactly what we wanted.
Our landing page copy has improved immensely since working with Daniel, and we’ll gladly recommend his work to anyone.
CEO at RTS Labs
He put together some of the most well-thought-out and compelling copy for our landing page redesigns. He's able to create quality copy that does exactly what it's meant to do — convert.
His funnel copy, and the design we paired with it, outperformed other tested variations by 25% - 100%.
CEO of Motiv Marketing
I saw a +1,200% conversion rate lift after working with Daniel. Before working with Daniel, I'd spend 1 dollar and get 0.3 signups.
After implementing his advice, we're now at 3.9 signups with every dollar spent.
Founder of Looty Games
Daniel's copy boosts sales with every single landing page overhaul.In fact, anything I ask him to write is written so well that I've seen an incredible boost in sales with every copy overhaul.
It's a no-brainer when it comes to hiring Daniel as your copywriter. He's a true wordsmith.
CEO of The Beard Struggle
I'm a direct-response specialist. I focus exclusively on high-converting copy and I'll only work with you if I can clearly see that you'll get a quantifiably high return on your investment.
I'll keep you updated every step of the way. My clients feel at ease knowing I’m always available and respond very quickly to all inquiries. If you have any questions, I’m only an email away.
I've engineered my proven copywriting process to research, write, and deliver your copy in record time without compromising quality. Most projects wrap up within a few short weeks.
You'll get full access to my pricing, process, and everything else before you start working with me. I'm a copywriting pro who understands how to exceed expectations.
Projects aren’t done until you're 100% happy. If the result isn't perfect, I'll work on it until it's a masterpiece for you. My goal is to create copy that'll you'll be proud to deploy.
I’ve been crafting sales copy since the late 2000's. In fact, you've probably read my copy before without even realizing it, as I write copy for the biggest brands in America.
Simply answer a few short questions and tell me what you're looking for.
If you’re a good fit, I’ll schedule a call and learn more about your needs.
If I can help improve your sales, we’ll kick off an initial project together.
If you want high-converting copy and you can’t afford to gamble on a flaky amateur, let’s chat.
High-converting direct-response conversion copywriting for America's largest B2B companies and disruptive digital brands.
📍 Los Angeles, California