My done-for-you neuro-response copywriting has lifted conversions for over 224 of the largest B2B companies in America. Is your organization next?
Stefan Georgi, Direct-response Copywriting Legend
▸ They’re launching a new product, service, or offer and want to guarantee a high chance of success right off the bat.
▸ Their landing pages could use a bump in conversion rates to be more profitable when scaling up campaigns.
▸ Their homepage needs to be updated for better positioning in the market.
▸ They’re running a cold email or ABM prospecting campaign and want to improve open rates, clickthroughs, and replies, and sales.
▸ They’re not building a strong relationship with their current customers via email sequences.
▸ They’re not regularly emailing and selling to their list of dormant prospects.
▸ They’re launching a lead gen campaign on a new untested acquisition channel and want to reach truly scalable ad spend.
▸ Their PPC ads are under- performing and their cost per acquisition has been going up but they're not quite sure why.
▸ They’re trying to decrease CPC and increase CTR on ads in order to scale.
The proof's in the banana pudding...
This is when a novice copywriter just takes random headlines from Google and simply substitute the original product or service name with yours. This is the laziest way to write, and leads to terrible copy with poor results.
What you'll usually get:
A generic rehash of whatever is already out there, which fails to make your offer stand out from a sea of others that all look exactly the same.
This is when a mid-level writer has simply memorized a bunch of formulas. They may focus on making the words look pretty, but aren’t taking into account the specific context of how your offer is positioned in the market.
What you'll usually get:
A sterile, boring, and uninspired approach to copy that may look relatively okay to an untrained eye, but doesn’t actually convert well.
This is when an expert Banana Copywriter™ leverages his proven "neuro-response" process to dig deep into your market and string together effective words that'll make a demonstrable impact on your conversion rates and revenue.
What you'll ALWAYS get:
An extremely methodical and highly effective approach to writing copy that elevates desire and drives real business results and topline revenue.
But you can call me "Banana Dan" for short.
Born and raised in sunny California.
Even though my skin tone is a light shade of banana-yellow, you can rest assured that I'm as white as they come on the inside (just like a banana!)
(Please don't cancel me for making that analogy, lol... I'm only saying this to overcome the common misconception that I'm not a native English-speaking American guy.)
Anyway, I've write copy for over 224 companies, including Dan Kennedy, Stanford, ClickFunnels Hewlett-Packard, Volcom, Intel, and TikTok to name a few.
I've also given talks at numerous conferences, including AdWorld 2022, Google, and TEDx.
I don't say all of this to brag, but to prove that I'm the real deal. You're looking at an expert copywriter with a strong track record of success, and not a flaky amateur.
Natasha Takahashi, CEO at School of Bots
Many "copywriters" ❌ Will take just about any random opportunity that comes at them.
❌ Slow turnaround times with continually missed deadlines.
❌ Won’t know whether they can actually increase your conversions.
❌ Little to no experience with large enterprise-scale copy projects.
❌ Small portfolio with questionable experience driving real results.
❌ Limited experience building and scaling profitable businesses.
❌ May not enjoy eating yellow fruits.
Daniel "Banana" Doan🍌 Specializes exclusively in writing conversion-optimized sales copy.
🍌 Fast turnaround times with strict deadlines for all copy projects.
🍌 Will only work with you if there’s a real opportunity to increase sales.
🍌 Thousands of high-converting copywriting projects, big and small.
🍌 Extensive portfolio working with the largest brands in America.
🍌 Proven business success with an exit as a software company founder.
🍌 Can't get enough of bananas.
With how easy writing seems to be, many companies start here. As things progress, though, driving meaningful results means professionalizing processes and adding a lot more complexity. Companies quickly run into constraints that can feel all too familiar—time, focus, knowledge, experience, and resources.
The typical result? Well, you might save a bit of money in the short term if you write the copy yourself, but you'll miss out on revenue long-term.
After running out of time and expertise, most companies start hiring individual specialists to offload some of their work. This means figuring out how to find them, vet them, and make sure they aren’t overselling their expertise. Not only that, but you have to manage them, direct their projects, and coordinate their efforts.
The typical result? You'll hire a copywriter on there only to find out that they're not very good. Then, you might stumble across many more.
As your company grows, this might be a viable option. But once you factor in their salary, benefits, overhead, and more, it may be too soon to commit financially to a copywriter that has enough expertise to make a real difference to your bottom line—plus, finding top full-time talent can feel almost impossible in these economic times.
The typical result? You'll spend hours sifting through resumes only to realize that it's almost impossible to hire a proven expert full-time.
Large agencies can offer a lot, but usually come with inflated large fees and long contracts. Plus, you might speak with the “A” team on the sales call, but it’s often the “C” team on the actual project. Which means they’re more than likely missing out on the in-depth understanding of your industry that’s needed for effective copywriting.
The typical result? You might get sold on an overpriced solution that'll get fulfilled by junior-level staff who don't specialize in copywriting.I'm good. Like, really good. I have a proven track record, portfolio, and case studies to prove it. My copy can masterfully tell your story, expertly position your company's unique solution, build empathy, bolster trust, and create a massive sense of value and urgency for your dream customers to buy from you over and over again. Guaranteed.
The typical result? You'll get beautifully-written, perfect copy that converts like bananas. On time, on-brand, and on-point. In fact, after working with me, you might have wished you found me sooner!
I've worked with copywriters in the past who just didn't seem to be up to the quality I was looking for. I didn't even need a single round of revisions from Daniel. Everything came out perfect!
If I had used Daniel much earlier, I know our revenue numbers would look a lot different.
Adam Wilbanks
CEO at Enverse
I split-tested 20 different copywriters. Daniel was the clear knockout winner. Without having to babysit, Daniel returned a full VSL script back that knocked my socks off.
Not only is his copy some of the best in the business, but you can tell that he researches before he writes better than most in the industry.
Austin Dixon
Marketing Ops at OfferLab
I reached out to Daniel knowing we wanted to step up the quality of our website copy to convert more cold traffic into customers. We got exactly what we wanted.
Our landing page copy has improved immensely since working with Daniel, and we’ll gladly recommend his work to anyone.
Jyot Singh
CEO at RTS Labs
He put together some of the most well-thought-out and compelling copy for our landing page redesigns. He's able to create quality copy that does exactly what it's meant to do — convert.
His funnel copy, and the design we paired with it, outperformed other tested variations by 25% - 100%.
Adam Albonni
CEO of Motiv Marketing
I saw a +1,200% conversion rate lift after working with Daniel. Before working with Daniel, I'd spend 1 dollar and get 0.3 signups.
After implementing his advice, we're now at 3.9 signups with every dollar spent.
Chris Haga
Founder of Looty Games
Daniel's copy boosts sales with every single landing page overhaul.In fact, anything I ask him to write is written so well that I've seen an incredible boost in sales with every copy overhaul.
It's a no-brainer when it comes to hiring Daniel as your copywriter. He's a true wordsmith.
Faiysal Kothiwala
CEO of The Beard Struggle
Jimmy Daly, Founder at Superpath
I'm a conversion specialist. I focus exclusively on high-converting copy and I'll only work with you if I can clearly see that you'll get a quantifiably high return on your investment.
I'll keep you updated every step of the way. My clients feel at ease knowing I’m always available and respond very quickly to all inquiries. If you have any questions, I’m only an email away.
I've engineered my proven copywriting process to research, write, and deliver your copy in record time without compromising quality. Most projects wrap up within a few short weeks.
You'll get full access to my pricing, process, and everything else before you start working with me. I'm a copywriting pro who understands how to exceed expectations.
Projects aren’t done until you're 100% happy. If the result isn't perfect, I'll work on it until it's a masterpiece for you. My goal is to create copy that'll you'll be proud to deploy.
I’ve been crafting sales copy since the late 2000's. In fact, you've probably read my copy before without even realizing it, as I write copy for the biggest brands in America.
If you’re a good fit, I’ll schedule a call and learn more about your needs.
If I can help improve your sales, we’ll kick off an initial project together.
Yes. Having me as an extension of your team means you'll have a proven copywriting expert available to create sales pages, email sequences, and frontend ads nearly on-demand. Just give me a few days of lead time, and I’ll get to work!
Of course. You've done the hard work finding out how to best speak to your customers, so I'll internalize that information to ensure your copy stays on-brand. Simply share your brand requirements with me during the onboarding process.
Hiring and handling most copywriters can be like herding sentient bananas. So, give me a try. I've turned many “in-house employee only” skeptics into believers. Start with a single test project, and if you’re blown away by the quality of my work, you can scale up from there.
I’ve written high-converting copy for dozens of industries, but I specialize in B2B, Enterprise, Technology, SaaS, Marketplaces, Finance, and Healthcare. Oh, and occasionally I'll also dabble in eCommerce copy as well.
Absolutely. Please fill out my contact form so I can get a better sense of what you need. Then, I’ll either create a custom sample for you or link you to my portfolio.
If you want high-converting copy and you can’t afford to gamble on a flaky amateur, let’s chat.
Unlike many other copywriters who promise the world but can’t deliver, I promise you'll genuinely love the copy I craft. Whether it’s a sales page, emails, or a set of ads, you'll get perfectly-written and persuasively on-brand copy that converts. Nothing less.
If you’re not 100% over the moon with my copy for any reason, I’ll make things right. Whether that’s refinement, a rewrite, or a even a complete refund, I got you covered. 100% happiness, guaranteed.
High-converting neuro-response conversion copywriting for America's largest B2B companies and disruptive digital brands.
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