You're in luck. My Neuro-Response Copywriting has driven over $2.7 billion in attributable revenue with sales pages, emails, and frontend ads for over 224 of the largest B2B companies in America.
The proof's in the banana pudding...
Stefan Georgi, Direct-response Copywriting Legend
▸ I have over 10 years of copywriting expertise. With me, you’re not dealing with an amateur who moonlights — you're working with a professional.
▸ I haven't missed a single deadline, ever. You’ll always know exactly what’s going on every step of the way, as I’m upfront with expectations and timelines.
▸ I focus on delivering real business results. I won't work with you if I don't think I can genuinely give you a strong return on your investment.
▸ I turn around faster than most people. When crunch time hits, I deliver high-converting copy — fast. I take pride in working quickly and efficiently.
▸ I'm a perfectionist with my writing. Every copywriting project goes through a multitude of editing passes. You'll only get my absolute best work.
▸I’m transparent in my communication. That means no hidden agendas, miscommunication, or confusion. No surprises or snags, just great copy.
▸I have a 100% satisfaction guarantee. You can rest easy knowing that I'll work with your success in mind — I won't stop until you're 100% happy with my copy.
All of this, in addition to my personalized approach, attention to detail, and unhealthy obsession with bananas often makes me the smartest choice when you need a trusted partner who can give you consistently high-converting copy.
But you can call me "Banana Dan" for short.
Born and raised in sunny Southern California.
Even though my skin tone is a light shade of banana-yellow, you can rest assured that I'm as white as they come on the inside (just like a Cavendish banana!)
(Please don't cancel me for making that analogy, heh... I'm only saying this to overcome the common misconception that I'm not a native English-speaking American.)
The proof's in the pudding. I've written copy for over 224 companies, including Dan Kennedy, Stanford, ClickFunnels Hewlett-Packard, Volcom, Intel, and TikTok to name a few.
I've also given talks at numerous business and marketing conferences including AdWorld, Google, and TEDx.
I don't say all of this to brag, but to prove that I'm the real deal. You're looking at an expert copywriter with a strong track record of success — not a flaky amateur.
Natasha Takahashi, CEO at School of Bots
❌ Will take just about any random opportunity that comes at them.
❌ Slow turnaround times with continually missed deadlines.
❌ Won’t know whether they can actually increase your conversions.
❌ Little to no experience with large enterprise-scale copy projects.
❌ Small portfolio with questionable experience driving real results.
❌ Limited experience building and scaling profitable businesses.
❌ May not enjoy eating yellow fruits.
🍌 Specializes exclusively in writing conversion-optimized sales copy.
🍌 Fast turnaround times with strict deadlines for all copy projects.
🍌 Will only work with you if there’s a real opportunity to increase sales.
🍌 Thousands of high-converting copywriting projects, big and small.
🍌 Extensive portfolio working with the largest brands in America.
🍌 Proven business success with an exit as a software company founder.
🍌 Can't get enough of bananas.
With how easy writing seems to be, many companies start here. As things progress, though, driving meaningful results means professionalizing processes and adding a lot more complexity. Companies quickly run into constraints that can feel all too familiar—time, focus, knowledge, experience, and resources.The typical result? Well, you might save money in the short term, but you'll miss out on revenue long-term if your copy isn't completely optimized.
After running out of time and expertise, most companies start hiring individual specialists to offload some of their work. This means figuring out how to find them, vet them, and make sure they aren’t overselling their expertise. Not only that, but you have to manage them, direct their projects, and coordinate their efforts.The typical result? You'll hire a copywriter on there only to find out that they're not very good. Then, you might waste time with a few more duds.
I'm good. Like, really good. I have a proven track record, portfolio, and case studies to prove it. My copy can masterfully tell your story, expertly position your company's unique solution, build empathy, bolster trust, and create a massive sense of value and urgency for your dream customers to buy from you over and over again. Guaranteed.The typical result? You'll get beautifully-written, high-converting copy that drives strong business results. On time, on-brand, and on-point. In fact, after working with me, many of my clients say they wished they had found someone like me sooner!
Jimmy Daly, Founder at Superpath
I'm a conversion specialist. I focus exclusively on high-converting copy and I'll only work with you if I can clearly see that you'll get a quantifiably high return on your investment.
I'll keep you updated every step of the way. My clients feel at ease knowing I’m always available and respond very quickly to all inquiries. If you have any questions, I’m only an email away.
I've engineered my proven copywriting process to research, write, and deliver your copy in record time without compromising quality. Most projects wrap up within a few short weeks.
You'll get full access to my pricing, process, and everything else before you start working with me. I'm a copywriting pro who understands how to exceed expectations.
Projects aren’t done until you're 100% happy. If the result isn't perfect, I'll work on it until it's a masterpiece for you. My goal is to create copy that'll you'll be proud to deploy.
I’ve been crafting sales copy since the late 2000's. In fact, you've probably read my copy before without even realizing it, as I write copy for the biggest brands in America.
Simply answer a few short questions and tell me what you're looking for.
If you’re a good fit, I’ll schedule a call and learn more about your needs.
If I can help improve your sales, we’ll kick off an initial project together.
You have no idea how often I get asked this. My clients consistently comment on the quality and effectiveness of my copy. I have a meticulous copywriting process that I've refined over the past decade, and plenty of case studies.
Yes. Having me as an extension of your team means you'll have a proven copywriting expert available to create sales pages, email sequences, and frontend ads nearly on-demand. Just give me a few days of lead time, and I’ll get to work!
Of course. You've done the hard work finding out how to best speak to your customers, so I'll internalize that information to ensure your copy stays on-brand. Simply share your brand requirements with me during the onboarding process.
Hiring and handling most copywriters can be like herding sentient bananas. So, give me a try. I've turned many “in-house employee only” skeptics into believers. Start with a single test project, and if you’re blown away by the quality of my work, you can scale up from there.
I’ve written high-converting copy for dozens of industries, but I specialize in B2B, Enterprise, Technology, SaaS, Marketplaces, Finance, and Healthcare. Oh, and occasionally I'll also dabble in eCommerce copy as well.
Absolutely. Please fill out my contact form so I can get a better sense of what you need. Then, I’ll either create a custom sample for you or link you to my portfolio.
If you want high-converting copy and you can’t afford to gamble on a flaky amateur, let’s chat.
Unlike many other copywriters who promise the world but can’t deliver, I promise you'll genuinely love the copy I craft. Whether it’s a sales page, emails, or a set of ads, you'll get perfectly-written and persuasively on-brand copy that converts. Nothing less.
If you’re not 100% over the moon with my copy for any reason, I’ll make things right. Whether that’s refinement, a rewrite, or a even a complete refund, I got you covered. 100% happiness, guaranteed.